Raccoons.
Confession: We have something in common.
I LOVE shiny things.
I'm drawn to them!
Ok maybe it is a little obsessive, but it's almost like I NEED to collect shiny things.
My favorite? Of course. Diamonds.
They really are a girl's best friend.
You can feel like a garbage bag, and put on some diamonds, and feel like a supermodel.
I guess that's why it's so fun to try on jewelry in the stores.
And also probably why they seem so irritated at you, unless they are SURE you are going to actually buy something.
Whatever. I'm just here to feel pretty and daydream, lady!
Diamonds.
Shiny shiny.